Crazy Bitches (2014)
7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?
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Truly Dreadful Film
Not even bad in a good way
Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.
Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
CRAZY BITCHES is your usual comedy horror slasher movie about a group of characters taking refuge at a cabin in the woods (or rather a ranch) and being menaced and bumped off one by one by persons unknown. It's a totally uninvolving production, with diluted horror and unfunny humour, and watching the vapid female characters falling victim to the crazed killer screams cheap and predictable. Stock direction and uninteresting kill scenes help to sink it too.
Had high hopes for this movie & I wasn't let down. The character development sets it apart from everything else in its genre. You were given an insight into these vain people you really wanted to dislike but were unable because you'd been shown their soft vulnerabilities. However I still cheered when their demise happened, so is the fun of this well scripted movie. The cast are stellar & definitely well cast, & the set location is to die for (pun intended). As is becoming the norm in Jane Clark movies, the soundtrack is superb. Honestly a great movie to scream & laugh at the same time. If you get the chance see it outdoors on a moonless night!!
This movie kept me guessing as a gorgeous bunch of women get together for a long weekend not knowing what may befall them...the location is idyllic..casting spot on...And the supporting cast, creepy, but their charm eases that away...f you want a campy comedic at times horror film...Writer/director Jane Clark's latest feature is worth seeing...and getting crazy over..even if you are not a bitch... do not let the title fool you... These are smart women In normal everyday life they function fine But when they reunite..the craziness ensues... The bitchy behavior flows...blood may or may not flow The result as I said is a crazy wild romp of a movie
I caught this film at Q-Cinema in Ft. Worth Texas and enjoyed every minute of it. It's a hilarious and suspenseful roller coaster ride that is sure to make you laugh and keep you on your toes. Excellent performances and chemistry between the ensemble cast and superb directorial choices from Jane Clark. It's not easy to bring together a piece mixing comedy with slasher and who-done-it mystery, and Clarke does it with nothing but complete style. I loved her first movie "Meth Head" and am beyond impressed with her range as a filmmaker. Beyond two thumbs up!