Delinquent Hamsters Season 1

A role reversal inspires a look into the delinquents’ past. Look how much they’ve grown! D’awww!

Regent’s insomnia leads to unexpected entertainment (but what else is new?).

TRICK OR TREAT! Hand over all your snacks and nobody gets hurt!

The delinquents decide to invent their own version of rock-paper-scissors. Too bad “woodchips-sunflower seeds-Mohawk’s butt hair” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Kiyomasa tries to talk some sense into the delinquents regarding their latest scheme. It backfires. It really, really backfires.

Uh oh. Looks like the delinquents went and pissed off Smartphone Bro! But what have they done to make him so mad?

But wait; there’s more! Now it’s time for… Delinquent Shopping!

What are midsummer check-ins all about, anyway? What even ARE they, really? And why the hell is Kohai so damn evil???

Daddy brought bananas for the hams! But do bananas taste better now, or will they taste better later? Gramps has the inside scoop.

Mohawk just wants to enjoy summer, dammit! Can the delinquents help him feel those good summer vibes?

In celebration of our 100th episode, it’s “Well-mannered Hamsters!” Will the delinquents enjoy this new twist on an old fav? (Hint: Probably not.)

Well, great. This ding-dang butterfly just HAD to visit on the same day as Kiyomasa! Looks like the delinquents will have to scare the interloper off… by any means necessary.

The delinquents deserve better snacks, dammit, and they’ll have to pull out all the stops to get ‘em!

Kohai has a very important decision to make. Luckily Mohawk and Regent make it easy for him.

Ah, spring. The time for graduation and moving on… wait, why is Regent making it sound like this show is ending? But we have so many episodes left!!

Regent wakes up early (for once) and discovers something interesting about Mohawk.

Namippo is back for more delinquent lessons, and this time he’s here for a new hairdo… but with the delinquents for stylists, things are bound to get weird.

It’s Valentine’s Day, but what’re the delinquents supposed to do when there aren’t any girls around?

Does Kohai have what it takes to pass the Delinquency Exam? Wait. Do delinquents even take exams? THIS IS PARADOXICAL AND CONFUSING.

Happy New Year! (Om nom nom.) It’s time to make some resolutions. (Om nom nom!) What do you think the delinquents will do this year? (OM NOM NOM!)

Chris Moose is upon us once again! It’s that time of year when Santa brings presents to good little hams, and the delinquents have been very… uh… um… UH OH.

The rumbling thing is back! How come Regent gets to stand in the best spot?

Can’t… reach… COOKIE…

What the heck is this super cold spot?!?!

First humidity, and now this?!?!

Any good delinquent needs some muscle, so the hamsters are gonna get J A C K E D.

The sleeping hut has gotten super cramped, so it’s time to do some tidying up. Can the delinquents bear to part with their stuff, though??

Happy Halloween… but wait. What IS Halloween, exactly? Kiyomasa has the inside scoop.

Time for another round of elections! It’s Regent vs. Kohai, and Mohawk wields the power of the vote. FEAR MOHAWK’S INFINITE MIGHT AS A CONSTITUENT!!!

Forget senryu. Gramps is all about tanka poetry now! Hell yeah!

Regent and Mohawk have eaten all of Kohai’s snacks, and he’s out for revenge. Will Regent and Mohawk FALL for his tricks?

Regent wants to add a title to his name, but you can’t just give yourself a title. The delinquents will have to band together to think up something great!

Namippo is back, and he’s looking to take a Delinquency 101 class from the delinquents themselves.

Mohawk’s hair soars to new heights as he dreams a really weird dream. Like, it’s seriously strange.

What the heck is this super hot spot?!?!

The delinquents try a new food. The process is just as dramatic as you’d expect.

A nighttime escapade. That’s nothing a trio of delinquents can’t handle… b-but wh-what’s th-that sh-shadow o-over th-there?!?!?

The delinquents have come up with an ingenious new way to extend their playtime… but they’ve vastly overestimated their brilliance. Like, seriously.

Gramps is a hide-and-seek champion and no one will ever find him (or at least these dummy delinquents won’t).

Kiyomasa has a dark secret (one that isn’t really a secret at all, but don’t tell him that).

Time to make a wish! But what should the delinquents wish for, anyhow?

Regent and Mohawk undergo a transformation that thoroughly confuses Kohai.

Hot weather leads to a hair disaster for the delinquents. Especially Kohai.

The delinquents decide to PUNish their audience in the most heinous way possible. Truly, these are the most hardcore delinquents in the world.

Man, these hamsters’ voices don’t sound anything like they used to, do they? The delinquents take a walk down memory lane to see how much they’ve really changed…

The N-1 Grand Prix begins! …oh wait, you don’t know what that is. It’s a contest to make Namippo laugh. Yeah. That’s it.

The cure for boredom? Karaoke. It’s very delinquent.

Yet again, the delinquents have hidden behind the tissue box in protest of a shortened playtime. Will Mohawk’s stinky breath save them where so many plans have failed before?

Regent is dead set on changing his name, but he’s going to need some time to adjust — and so will Mohawk and Kohai.

Gramps introduces / senryu poetry form / to the delinquents

Kiyomasa is on a quest to find the perfect sword. He goes to the delinquents for help. Probably not the best decision he could’ve made, but you do you, samurai-hamster.

Mohawk’s bed-head changes him. Or does it? Nobody’s sure. Maybe he’s just grumpy. Oh well.

Real delinquents build their own hideouts; everybody knows THAT! But not everybody has brains as small as these hamsters…

Kohai has a dream. It’s weird. But then again, things are rarely ever normal with these hamsters. Better get used to it.

An insidious serpent has stolen the delinquents’ sunflower seeds. THIS WILL NOT STAND!

The delinquents are graduating… but what are they graduating FROM, exactly?

Gramps lost his most precious hair! The delinquents are on the case and will replace it come hell or high water!

It’s time for the 19th Show and Tell with Namippo! Who will walk away the victor of this cutthroat competition?

Mohawk’s sneezing fit puts his very identity in danger! The delinquents jump into action, but can they save his signature haircut?

…what is Kohai’s real name, anyway?

What the hell is that loud thing??

The delinquents discuss the true meaning of Valentine’s Day.

Regent has a bad hairday, with unexpectedly straitlaced results.

Mohawk doesn’t appreciate snacktime the way that he should. Regent and Kohai investigate.

Kohai has gained weight. No big deal… except now he gets extra playtime. Regent and Mohawk hatch a plan to cash in on the fun…

Gramps (a new, old friend) shares his wisdom with the delinquents. Will Regent, Mohawk and Kohai become delinquents once again?

“Delinquent.” What does it mean? And who’s that mysterious figure coming this way??

The delinquents receive a confusing Christmas present. Dude, it’s like looking in a mirror…

Playtime’s over, but once again, the delinquents aren’t giving playtime up without a fight!

There’s an interloper on the delinquents’ turf! Good thing gutsy Kiyomasa is there to back them up.

The delinquents discover a weird device. It rumbles… sometimes. Guess they gotta bide their time with a wordgame…

Winter is coming. If they’re to survive, the delinquents must train their brains!

Two cookies. Three hamsters. The delinquents aren’t great at math, but even they know those numbers don’t add up.

The delinquents need a leader, so they host an election. Too bad they’re really bad at math…

Kohai can’t sleep. Luckily Regent and Pompadour are having some very entertaining dreams. Where’s the popcorn when you need it…

The hamsters go for a midnight stroll. Let’s just hope their shenanigans don’t wake Kinkuma…

Hot weather leads to a hair disaster for the delinquents. Especially Regent and Mohawk.

Operation Melon is underway, but this time Kohai won’t let Regent and Pompadour make a fool of him!

Temperature control in the sleeping hut is still Serious Business for delinquents.

Wait. What happened to everybody’s hair? And why is everybody acting weird?! WHAT IS HAPPENING???!

WHAT THE?! THE PIGEON IS BACK AGAIN?!? OH, THAT DOES IT. TIME TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS (and maybe the bob haircuts, though hopefully things won’t come to that).

Mohawk has a tummy ache. Regent and Kohai rush to the rescue. Delinquents take care of their own!

THE HAMSTERS RAP. The hamsters rap in this episode; what else is there to say?? They’re hamsters and they rap.

Kohai reveals an innovative method of storing food… very familiar-looking food… HEY, WAIT A MINUTE —

Kiyomasa returns for more advice, against all odds and his own best interest.

Man, that cushion really messes up the delinquents’ image, doesn’t it? But it’s just so soooooft…

The delinquents find another clubhouse. We’ll give you three guesses as to how that goes, and the first two don’t count.

Temperature control in the sleeping hut is Serious Business for delinquents.

DIDN’T WE SCARE YOU OFF LAST TIME??? UGH! GO THE HECK AWAY, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!!

Operation Sweet Potato is underway, and (predictably) Kohai gets the short end of the stick… er, potato? Spit-covered tissue bridge? Maybe? Something like that.

The delinquents try a new food. They… like it? Maybe? It’s hard to tell, honestly.

The delinquents acquire a clubhouse. Chaos ensues. What, you’re surprised? You really need to stop expecting better of these hamsters, dude.

What the heck is that wheel thing??

Kiyomasa comes calling. He needs advice from the delinquents. It goes about as well as you’d expect from a show like this.

Kohai plummets to new depths. And then he can’t figure out how to climb out again. How the hell does he keep getting himself into these situations??!

Regent has a …special… way of claiming a carboard tube as his own. Ewwwwwww.

GET OFF OUR TURF YOU STUPID PIGEON.

Do not underestimate the powers of the cushion. Not even delinquents are immune to its sorcery!

Hamsters are definitely the most impressive animals around, right? Right?? … RIGHT?!?!!

Kohai climbs to new heights. And then he can’t figure out how to get down again. WHOOPS.

The delinquents’ sleeping arrangements get a major upgrade. Chaos ensues. I mean, what’d you expect? For the hamsters to just get along or whatever? HA HA HA… no.

Playtime’s over, and the delinquent hamsters mean business — because they want more freakin’ playtime!

The hamsters shove sunflower seeds into their mouths to see who’s most delinquent. Yes, that makes perfect sense. SHUT UP.

What the hell is that pink thing??

History repeats itself… only this time Kohai is along for the sunflower-seed-covered ride.

There’s a new hamster in town. He’s got a great perm, but it takes more than a punky haircut to be a delinquent. Regent and Mohawk gotta take this ‘kohai’ under their wing…

Mohawk and Regent have a way with the ~ladies~.

It’s time to decide, once and for all, who’s the most hardcore delinquent around.

Mohawk has claimed the sleeping hut as his own, but Regent ain’t gonna take that lying down… because he wants to lie down in that hut, dammit!

Regent’s sunflower seeds have gone missing. Mohawk’s cheeks are suspiciously large. You do the math.