Rock Paper Scissors (2015)

Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

This is an adult movie, there is no other way to describe this. Love may not be the way to describe the acts happening here. And it's clear you don't have "real" actors in this. They have to perform sexual acts and actors who want to have a career wouldn't do the things that you will see in here.So as you can imagine, you should not be easily offended. Neither by the "acting" nor by the explicit images shown. It still is trying to portray the free thinking mind of a generation. Especially when it comes to sexual habits and who does what to who (homosexual acts or bisexual acts are performed to be more specific). You also have a sort of breaking of 4th walls when characters talk about how ridiculous porn is, where people just get it on, just to get it on themselves. So there may be some winks here and there thrown into the mix.It's short (no pun intended) and there have been worse movies I've seen. It just never reaches climax ... well you know what I mean ;o)

"Schnick Schnack Schnuck" is a German movie from 2015 that runs for 80 minutes not counting credits. The writer and director is Maike Brochhaus and this is her second career effort as a filmmaker and also her most known to date. I assume she is still a relatively young filmmaker, so I truly hope she can step things up if she decides to keep making movies in the next years, or even decades. Anyway, this one here he categorized as an adult movie and this is exactly what it is. And sadly, it is pretty much the worst kind you could imagine. In the first half (and the final scene), it seems really desperate how the filmmaker attempts to add relevance, free-spirited likable characters and an image of this generation while making a point that porn is actually amazing because of how much everybody desires everybody. None of this is working out. And apparently Brochhaus realizes it as well and says "Screw it." (in the truest sense of the word) as around the 45 minute mark, she basically includes nothing in here anymore but sex scenes and it all ends in a big orgy where everybody has sex with everybody, the women with the men, the women with the women, the men with the men etc. And all this after the men were initially disgusted by the thought. But hey, why not find out within 2 or 3 minutes that they are actually bisexual. The scenes with the man in drag were also really random and I guess this was only to make this movie appeal to the LBGT community as well. Overall, it is a huge failure, worse than your average porn movie and a prime example of what story-telling should not look like. Stay far far away. Oh yeah, and from a porn perspective it's also shocking how unattractive the protagonists are, at least the females. Only thing worse is the line delivery (this includes the horrible narration early on) and it shows that everybody in here has never acted in film before. Don't watch.